you don’t need a codex. you need more bourbon in your coffee. S T A T !
[ all beer n’ skittles ]
just because life isn’t ALL beer n’ skittles, doesn’t mean it’s not in part beer and skittles. these are things that tickle me. for example, here is a list of other websites Belle likes:
[ follow detour ]
for most people, nominations for “Theme of 2016” include:
When is this election over? Democracy on Drugs: Revenge of the Brown Acid
Orange is the new fail Year of the FACEPALM Send in the clowns…
Snooze Button, you’re my only friend! 2016, you’re drunk. go home.
Heart Attack On A Stick & Other Ways To Die Oh, FFS!
Please, please, please don’t die on us, Betty White!
photo by Cyril Helnwein
this is a place to get away from all that noise*.
*may include other unpleasantries.
[ the forced simile ]
you may have noticed that Belle’s author is a woman of the Democratic Party persuasion. therefore, even though vaginas are myths, she’ll talk about them like they’re not. if she goes on too long, throw this at her:
[ when ignition fails ]
these post’s are mostly about how Belle would appreciate the Texas Legislature learning to fail better.
occasionally, it’ll be about other people are failing down on the job.
the following links will be helpful: