is that Jesus in your shot or are you just happy to grift me? (a tale of fees)

when most people think of TX Ag Commissioner Sid Miller Mad Hatter they think of Trump on a Jesus shot with an office full of carcasses and a 50 gallon hat. some may even comment on his authorship of the Texas sonogram which requires the doctor to shove a wand in your yoni to, ya know,… Continue reading is that Jesus in your shot or are you just happy to grift me? (a tale of fees)


TX Sen Fi Digest 1/23/17

things the Texas Legislature is obligated to do: pass a budget.      and they get paid $7,200 each to do it--everything else is window dressing. sure, some people will tell you that legislative budget hearings are boring--those people are wrong. but they have the right to be wrong, we have a whole amendment for them… Continue reading TX Sen Fi Digest 1/23/17

House Committee on Messing with Dan Patrick

in a normal world the 5th hour into a 9 hour house hearing--any 9 hour house hearing--finds you dusting your keyboard with Cheeto crumbs and wondering where all the Tylenol disappeared to. you don't remember buying Cheetos--you don't even like Cheetos. but you will conquer this bag of Cheetos and origami its aluminum laminated with polypropylene husk into a hat. you're sure… Continue reading House Committee on Messing with Dan Patrick

a little bit nerves of steel.

by now you've been clued into the fact that the ludicrous tangerine ballbag is recruiting poll watchers. so what's the probability of your polling place looking less like a library and more like this on E-day? according to Vox's Dara Lind we might be in danger--especially if Trump loses. Mother Jones Patrick G. Lee provided a more sober view: it depends… Continue reading a little bit nerves of steel.